What type of fish is albert glass

The big ass fish punches the little green fish in the face and he goes swirling down the toilet bowl as we quickly cut to the audience closeup before he goes down the drain. We see in the front row; Oscar, Milo and Bea with handcuffed Albert Glass who has managed to dress up since the last time. Man; that is going to scar him for life. Albert is scared and rightfully so as this is too close to sexual imprisonment for my liking. Bea asks if he is having a good time and Milo and Oscar sell in response.

So Bea stuffs their popcorn boxes into their mouths. What a mean spirited prick this Bea gal is?! Bea gives Albert the evil eyes as Albert stammers on the good time part. Milo is stunned as Oscar unpops the popcorn box How he did it without the popcorn sticking together; I'll never know as he tries to talk to Bea; but Bea does the over dramatic be quiet on him complete with Giant Ass body and red explosion jackhammer background. Oh that is so LAME! Even if it is a cuss word; it is apporos here for the context of the situation.

And Bea's acting sucked here by the way. Trader Moe would own Bea's ass in that department; seriously. Albert whispers for help just hanging around as Milo realizes that Bea has gone mad and it's time to save her for herself and mostly Albert as Milo and Oscar tackle Bea down to the sink floor. Good for them! Milo rubs the butter popcorn on the handcuffs and releases Albert Glass from the bonds. Milo yells at Albert to run because he's free and Albert gleefully runs away only to slip and free fall into the toilet in A-grade slow motion overselling like R.

Williams on speed. Like I'm buying that was unintentional on Albert's part; which is good because this episode needs someone to save it from being a DUD. Albert swirls down the toilet and even goes down the drain. Inquiring minds would like to know. Bea then proclaims that it's all her fault.

Like the fact that you handcuffed Albert and forced him to come here against his will? So Bea jumps directly into the drain of the toilet as the announcer proclaims that crazed fans are jumping into the toilet and we need a plunger. Ummm; only one crazed fan and she's female there sir. Albert is not amused as he wants to just accept him own fate.

Milo panics on the sink and Milo shoves Oscar over the edge in a friendship shove. Geez; why not? The whole episode is bad now; might as well mercy kill it in a symbolic way. Milo jumps down and uses Oscar as a surfboard which is cute to watch. Milo and Oscar dodge all except for the big ass fish who proclaims that if you cannot handle the swirly; don't jump in the swirly. I think Oscar can handle it just fine as the big ass fat throws Milo and Oscar towards the drain pipe; but Milo grabs onto Albert Glass while Oscar has Milo's paw.

Oh lovely; Bea is the new Aussie Stereotype. The announcer loves it as the football swirly talent arrives and Milo screams that he's getting flushed.

Bea states that they are not as she does the lame karate moves on the fish talent. Oh swell; she's got Monty Super mouse powers , Drake Mallard lame moves , Hoppo diva and Baloo reverse sexism all in one complete package. She is the ultimate anti-talent. They all get dumped down the drain including I cannot believe I'm typing this A grandma fish in a wheelchair. Wow; we have officially reached rock bottom in this series.

This leaves only Allabut same voice as the announcer as she gets in front of Bea. Oh; if Bea punches her lights out, we have the worse short in the entire Fish Hooks series. I check the Youtube video Not quite as she uses Milo and Oscar as a whip and she gets whipped down the drain. Well; that's a slight improvement if nothing else. Oh and Allabut plugs up the drain allowing the babyfaces to climb out of the rising toilet water onto the toilet seat. This is the end of the Swirles as Bea has ruined it all for us.

I don't think apologizing to Albert is going to save you Bea; but thanks for doing it anyway. Milo proclaims that Bea saved his life; but Albert still doesn't like her and has no offense as everyone in the audience boos her out of the building and here comes the mob as Baldwin floats down from a green umbrella blowing off Bea for ruining his first crack at life. Oscar points out the obvious and Bea has had enough of worrying about people liking her.

Wow; the writers actually booked a proper ending for a change. Too bad there was too much crap during it. See; Albert doesn't like Bea getting desparate about having everyone like her and it's so obnoxious.

Okay; that saves Albert's heat as he offers her paw and we do a Grade B slow motion handshake as it ends with Albert cuffing Bea. Everyone giggles as all the water finally flows out and they flop dead like fish out of water.

They flop into the bowl for safety and that ends the short at Great ending, horrible episode as Bea whizzed away her heat from Queen Bea. Now she's officially Monty Drake in the worst forms possible. Albert Glass carried this episode; but he is no Kit Cloudkicker.

Then again; that would be too much even for Albert to overcome. She brings out the "stylish" workout mat and the purple headband because she is so stylish see. Bea floats stage left and Milo squashes her flatter than Alexender the Grape. Milo gets off and does his usual awesome promo because Oscar is studying somewhere; or really hiding from Clamantha's kissy-kissy stuff. I'm betting the later considering that Clamantha isn't speaking in this episode. Bea is grateful; but she needs to go workout and Milo gets all giddy.

So Milo pushes Bea forward because it's time to go work out so to speak. So we head to the scene changer and see Koi Fish, Fimberly, Esgormargot and Shellsea with matching sweat bands and different colored floor mats doing streches as Bea tells Milo that this is an advance class.

See; this could be tough for Milo and Milo backhands Bea lightly because he's got it all covered. You don't know the half of it dude. Anyhow; we cut to Coach Richard Salmons oh goody! The Samba master is back to amuse and annoy me all at the same time. Everyone sells and Milo does that one easily. So at least Milo has the basics all pat down. Then it's time to raise one fin into the air as Salmons raises his right fin.

Milo sells that one easily as he is so getting on Bea's case. Then Salmons flips forward and walks on his right hand while doing the Hacksaw Jim Duggan chant You know which one wrestling fans! Anyone sells it; and Milo manages to do the flip right; but as he lands he breaks his right fin and faceplants.

Well; he did better than I expected him to. He tries to lift his face up; but the right folded up fin screws him good and he face plants again. Now that is so symbolic of both males in the room do you not think? Everyone sells it; but Milo cannot even lift the dumbbell from the standing position with both hands. Now Milo is just showing off judging by his struggling as Salmons does pinky pushups just to trump the showoff.

And Salmon has gained a hand on the next shot just to show off his logic breaking skills. All the females sell the routine as Milo still cannot lift the dumbbell with his left hand. Yeah; I finally brought that joke out of the mothballs.

Milo grunts and then shows off his logic breaking skills by gaining human baby arms. Bea doing it is opposite of money. Categories : Characters Males. Improve Fish Hooks Wiki by editing this page. Permanent link. Lynton made an edit on 28 November Current events. Cast and Crew. We've Got Fish Spirit. He put on shades and his wig fell off after he laughed so hard, which made him look like a Fish Brain Parasite.

He went over to Milo, Bea, and Oscar. Milo was terrified that there was a "parasite" in the school, and Albert "infected" Oscar and Bea by high fiving them. Although Albert was not a parasite, Milo still ran away from the cafeteria. Albert, who wants to cheer up Milo, chased after him " Parasite Fright ".

Albert, like all the other students of Freshwater, preferred Randy Pincherson 's fridge hats rather than Milo's fridge hats. When Albert was about to spend his money on Milo's hats, he noticed Randy having a truckload of even better fridge hats " Milo's Big Idea ". Albert's segment in Bea and Oscar's morning announcements was the "Bunny of the Day" segment.

When the cafeteria was closed due to Oscar quitting the announcements, all of the students went crazy for food. Clamantha imagined Albert as a drumstick, and chased after him " Good Morning, Freshwater ". Albert is shown playing football in the football field, only getting kicked by Pass, Punt and Fumble " Diary of a Lost Fish ". When watching the geckos competing against Freshwater, Albert questioned Jumbo Shrimp, who was inside the mascot costume.

Jumbo told him that nobody knows " Mascotastrophe ". When Bea and Milo tried to help Oscar pick a club, they got into the map club, which had only 2 people: Jumbo Shrimp and Albert.

Bea told Milo and Oscar that they should not join the map club, due to it being "nerdy". Later, it is shown that Bea accidently signed up for map club, thinking that Albert and Jumbo wanted her autograph. The paper that she signed was actually the map club signing list. Bea sent Jumbo and Albert to a quest to find the missing map, which she only did to distract them so she could sneak out of map club " We've Got Fish Spirit ".

Albert and Jumbo were excited about going to Pupu Goodtimes amusement park. Albert, Jumbo, and Oscar spent their time trying to win a game to win a "Limited edition Fork Saber". They all failed to knock all the cups, since Jumbo's throw was too strong, Oscar's throw being weak but accurate, and Albert could not even pick up the ball.

Albert suggested Oscar that they all should ride the Pu-Panator so that Oscar could knock the pins from the rollercoaster. In the "Potatoes for Winter" play, Albert played as the father of Svetlana.

Potatoes were very important in their town, but when the prince made them lose all of their potatoes, Svetlana's father went ill, so she had to journey to Beastapus' castle to rescue the Great Potato for her father's sake. Albert dressed up as a witch for Halloween. When the gang all decided to trick-or-treat outside the tank, Albert joined their plan to go through Halloween without running into Jocktopus. When Jocktopus caught up to them, they all had to get their candy back from Jocktopus.

They ran after him in a horse costume, in which Albert and Bea controlled the legs " Halloween Haul ". Albert and Jumbo were two of the people who tried to win the talent show. When Bea wanted to stop Shellsea and Clamantha's constant arguing, she told Albert to make them stop.

Albert told Bea that she got across the "classic conundrum". When Oscar and Milo tried to figure out why Steve Jackson is so perfect, it is shown that Albert and Jumbo want to know the answer to that question. Albert pointed out that the reason Steve is so perfect is because of his hair. When Steve passed by the boys, he accidentally dropped his hair gel, which the boys put it on at the back of the school.

They ended up with perfect hair, so they went to Freshwater and became popular. Albert was very good at dodgeball after he put on Steve's hair gel. When Oscar told them that they were running out of hair gel, Albert and Jumbo told Oscar that they could all share the gel. Later on, part of Oscar's hair was getting back to his normal hair-style, so he went back to the locker to get more hair gel, without anyone noticing. However, Jumbo and Albert were already at Oscar's locker, and was trying to steal the hair gel as well.

Albert stated that he needed the hair gel because Coach Salmons offered him a dodgeball scholarship. All of the boys fought for Steve's hair gel, and ended up throwing the gel all over the student's heads, causing their hair to be perfect as well. What is a big fish hook called? How old are they in fish hooks? What type of fish is Oscar from fish hooks? What kind of fish is Albert from fish hooks? Does Netflix have fish hooks? Are fish hooks for kids? What was the last episode of fish hooks?

Are Oscar and Bea dating?